I have days in my life where I wake up into a graveyard for ideas; granted, the realisation of this won't come to me until I lower my head onto my pillow at night, closing the loop and consigning the previous 24 hours to the amorphous "past". No, the mornings be peppered with signs of promise that can only be portents of productivity and nourishment. The coffee will be brewed just right, the butter to toast ratio will be spot on and I'll do that specific exhalation that people do (usually surrounded by chic, minimalist interior design) that tells
the world that this is how mornings should be.
Well, I'm a plucky young lad and the signs were mixed. Getting the cafetiere fired up seemed like too much hassle, and it turned out that we didn't have any butter at all to great the slices of wholemeal bread, growing ever browner. However, I did notice that the Amaryllis bulb that the Notorious F.O.T.B Bee recently gifted to me had opened up it's rangy petals in a manner deliciously reminiscent of the strawberry & yoghurt bicoloured swirl of the now-archaic Campino candies. Clearly, the flower had opened itself up to new possibilities and, I suppose, the vain hope of pollination. By the way, I've christened it the honourable name "Brandi".
I allocated myself an hour and a half to clean up the kitchen from yesterday's evening meal of mung bean and savoy cabbage soup, and play some more of Final Fantasy X; a conscious effort to ingrain the virtues of non-productive fun during the hours of daylight. My plan was then to make myself some easily-packaged, non-elaborate pasta and head off with a very general inclination of seeing the area of the Shad Thames. To burnish my walk, I downloaded four episodes from podcasts I hadn't heard before to listen to on my way (I'll detail these in the notes!)
So, pasta made and podcasts downloaded, I set off. One thing about me that can be quite evident is my indecision, so choosing the podcast episodes to download took a not insignificant amount of time sprawled on my sofa, thinking "huh, they all sound good but there's only so much ear-time in one day". As a result, it was pretty much lunchtime by the time I had crossed over to the outside world. Not a problem, I'd sit on one of the (imitation?) marble slabs that passed for benches by the river, just five minutes away from my flat.
Unfortuitous rain is basically a nationwide running gag in the British canon of self-deprecating humour, rivaling even Brexit in it's absurdity. It seemed that my body making contact with the bench triggered some form of freak meteorological event which brought large quantities of condensation hurtling downwards. Obviously the reasonable thing to do here would be to put the lunchbox away and seek cover. I'm sure that went through my mind, but it was soon overtaken by a kind of irrational indignancy that drove me to sit there and become increasingly more saturated as I ate my pasta. The peculiarity of such a scene to any passers-by is not lost on me by any means.
When I had at last retreated into a somewhat more productive mindset, I thought that perhaps my plans could benefit from some alterations. Remembering that Canada Water has a library (with a bracingly modernist exterior) that I'd neglected in my almost one year of living here, I thought I'd head here and nestle into a desk with some cookbooks, a notebook given to my for my birthday by FOTB Keith and write down some recipes. When I arrived at the library it just so happened that every desk was taken by someone who was most likely doing something more important than what I had planned. This was no issue, as I made my work station out of a single chair and a surprisingly comfortable balancing act with my legs.
I worked my way through the Cook For Syria recipe book, pen in hand (you may potentially see some of the recipes soon), and I remembered just how long it had been since I had manually wrote anything at this length. Cookbooks can be incredibly life-affirming to me and coming across the sincerity that others have expressed in their food writing is basically the entire reason this blog exists. Then the practical mindset comes in with it's oh-so familiar veil of gloom. Money seems to pervade everything in this life, and this was by no means immune. Thoughts of "you can't afford to make this" really do put a damper on an otherwise fuzzy library research trip. Sidenote: is this what people mean when they talk about the left and the right sides of the brain?
Dejected, I stalked home through the cotton-grey mizzle and crawled into bed, dejected enough to scorn the usual escapist retreats of reading or gaming (note: this is always a mistake). To risk sounding like a proponent o'flimflam, I am certain that my body has a visceral chemical reaction to napping and I tend to avoid it at all costs. I used to work full-time in a supermarket where the shifts would start at 5am; still, I would not willingly rest my head to pillow, lest I wake up to an ungodly fugue somehow outside of the regular parameters of time.
To say that the evening brought a saviour would be an understatement. Once the clock reaches about 6pm, we discard all of our notions of what a day "should" be and retreat into what we have been told is an animalistic state of want-fulfilling (also known as "actually paying heed to our needs"). So, housemates-of-the-blog Owen, Rebecca and I had an eminently pleasant evening of things that were not "somethings", but simply because they were not required to be. These included Final Fantasy VIII (two Final Fantasy games in one day? a formula for greatness), soda that came in audaciously artificial hues and HOTB Rebecca's sensuous-moan inducing ginger cake with rose icing. It was satisfaction that I didn't need to ask for.
I didn't take any pictures in the cooking process for the aforementioned pasta I made, simply because I didn't expect to be writing about it. It's straightforward, flavourful, and probably devoid of any useful nutrition. But you will enjoy eating it, I promise. The quantities specified are all very loose, so just take it as a rough guide and do what feels right to you!
Penne with Soy & Red Pepper Flakes
Prep time: 5 minutes
Cooking time: 20 minutes
Serves: 2 people
Ingredients
200g of penne pasta
2 cloves of garlic
1-2 tbsp Korean red pepper flakes (depending on your spice tolerance)
1 tbsp soy sauce
1/2 tsp of Chinese five-spice
1 tbsp of olive oil
Salt
Pepper
Sesame seeds (to garnish - optional)
MSG (optional)
Method
Put a saucepan of water on to boil, and measure out the penne. As the water comes to the boil, add a small splash of olive oil and a 1/2 tsp of salt. Once the water is on a rolling boil add the pasta, stir and bring to the boil again before turning down to a medium-high heat. Cook for the stated time before draining.
Meanwhile, peel, crush and mince your garlic cloves and set aside.
Once the pasta is drained, heat the olive oil in saucepan or a wok over a medium-high heat. Once this has warmed, add the garlic and the red pepper flakes and stir in for about 30 seconds. The oil should begin to take on the crimson colour of the red pepper.
Tumble the pasta into the pan, and stir it through until coated with the infused oil. Add the soy sauce, the Chinese five-spice and the MSG (if using) and stir until fully combined. Season with salt and pepper to your tastes and heat through for a couple of minutes before decanting to a bowl or a lunchbox. Finally, sprinkle with sesame seeds and serve (or cool!)
Notes & Adjustments
It isn't essential that you use Korean red pepper flakes, but I find that these are the best for imparting flavour. I don't recommend that you buy them specifically for making this however. Aleppo pepper flakes would also work fantastically here and you can buy them in smaller quantities. If you can't find these, you could also use Arbol chilli flakes or regular crushed chillis. If you do use these, I would suggest only using half a tablespoon as these will be hotter.
Of course, feel free to use any pasta you want here! I find penne to be a great lunchbox pasta, but do use whatever you have.
Okay, so now I'm gonna detail the podcast episodes I downloaded:
Firstly, I downloaded an episode of Mom Rage where they interview Molly Wizenberg (of the podcast Spilled Milk that I occasionally mention) and her partner Ash Choi about functioning within what they term as a "modern, queer family".
An episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet in which the hosts do dramatic renditions of Google reviews left on various Tesco stores in-and-around Dublin.
An episode of Spectacular Failures which talked about a downfall of Christian theme park in the US.
An episode I haven't yet listened to of 99% Invisible about the pigment Vantablack (I'm very excited for this one).
I also downloaded an episode of Let's Go To Court, one of my most-loved true crime podcasts, where they interviewed Toby Dorr. I'd already heard her being interviewed by the indomitable Phoebe Judge of Criminal, and it was beyond exciting to hear this episode. Greatly recommended.
That's all of my shout-outs for now! Until next podcast-downloading frenzy, I guess.